Love fun with friends?
Then you’ll love these funny friendship quotes!
Nothing’s better than sharing a laugh with your BFFs – whether it’s via social media, text message, or birthday card.
So peruse this extensive collection of short, sweet, and clever quotes about friendship, best friends, and true friends.
Then share with your friends for even more enjoyment.
Let the laughter begin…
Funny Friendship Quotes
Let’s jump right in to the craziness and wonder of friendships.
If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo, never them go.
~ Unknown
Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.
~ Greg Tamblyn
One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
~ George Carlin
It’s important to our friends to believe that we are unreservedly frank with them, and important to the friendship that we are not.
~ Mignon McLaughlin
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they’re OK, then it’s you.
~ Rita Mae Brown
My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.
~ Matt Schucker
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate.
~ Linda Grayson
Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.
~ Cookie Monster, Sesame Street
I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell. You see, I have friends in both places.
~ Mark Twain
She’s my friend because we both know what it’s like to have people be jealous of us.
~ Cher, Clueless
If you have crazy friends you have everything you’ll ever need.
~ Unknown
My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.
~ Unknown
I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal.
~ Jane Austen
It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
~ Mark Twain
The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn’t exist.
~ Aaron Machado
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Funny Quotes About Friendship
More clever quotes about the awesome uniqueness of friendship.
No friendship is an accident.
~ O. Henry
Friendship is being there when someone’s feeling low and not being afraid to kick them.
~ Randy K. Milholland
Friendship is one mind in two bodies.
~ Mencius
Knowledge cannot replace friendship. I’d rather be an idiot than lose you.
~ Patrick, Spongebob Squarepants
Friendship is so weird… You just pick a human you’ve met and you’re like ‘Yep, I like this one’ and you just do stuff with them.
~ Unknown
Friendship multiplies the good of life and divides the evil.
~ Baltasar Gracian
Friendship is born at the moment when one man says to another, What! You too? I thought I was the only one.
~ C.S. Lewis
Every man should have a fair-sized cemetery in which to bury the faults of his friends.
~ Henry Brooks Adams
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
~ Samuel Butler
Whoever says friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!
~ Bronwyn Polson
Friendship is a wildly underrated medication.
~ Anna Deavere Smith
Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.
~ Unknown
‘Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.
~ Charles Lamb
Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine.
~ Charles Dickens
It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like, ‘What about lunch?’
~ A. A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship.
~ Sallust
The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families.
~ Jay McInerney, The Last of the Savages
One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.
~ Clifton Fadiman
Friends are the siblings God never gave us.
~ Unknown
Funny Quotes on Friendship and Love
Eros will have naked bodies; friendship naked personalities.
~ C. S. Lewis
Love is friendship that has caught fire.
~ Ann Landers
Marriage: a friendship recognized by the police.
~ Robert Louis Stevenson
Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.
~ Otto von Bismarck
Funny Friendship between Women
Friendship is not possible between two women, one of whom is very well dressed.
~ Laurie Colwin
One sure way to lose another woman’s friendship is to try to improve her flower arrangements.
~ Marcelene Cox
Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass, and it goes to pieces.
~ Anne Morrow Lindbergh
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Funny Quotes About True Friends
True friends, old friends, real friends – whatever you call them, you need them!
They last the test of time because they accept you as you are. These clever quotes say how.
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
~ Bernard Meltzer
True friends stab you in the front.
~ Oscar Wilde
A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.
~ Arnold H. Glasgow
True friends are like diamonds: bright, beautiful, valuable, and always in style.
~ Nicole Richie
It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.
~ Marlene Dietrich
Only a true friend would be that truly honest.
~ Shrek, Shrek
You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.
~ Elizabeth Taylor
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay. Like an octopus on your face.
~ Unknown
A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.
~ Elbert Hubbard
Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.
~ Unknown
There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.
~ Sylvia Plath
A messy house is a must: it separates your true friends from other friends. Real friends are there to visit you, not your house!
~ Jennifer Wilson
One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.
~ Euripides
Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.
~ Oscar Wilde
If you wanna find out who’s a true friend, screw up or go through a challenging time … then see who sticks around.
~ Karen Salmansohn
You can always tell a real friend: When you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.
~ Laurence J. Peter
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
~ Walter Winchell
The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you.
~ Bette Midler
The best mirror is an old friend.
~ George Herbert
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
~ Oprah Winfrey
A friend to all is a friend to none.
~ Aristotle
‘Tis a great confidence in a friend to tell him your faults; greater to tell him his.
~ Benjamin Franklin
In my friend, I find a second self.
~ Isabel Norton
If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal.
~ Oprah Winfrey
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Funny Quotes About Best Friends
One tier up from true friends are your besties! Lucky you, if you’ve got one.
Best friend isn’t a person; it’s a tier.
~ Mindy Kaling
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
~ Unknown
A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body
~ Jim Hayes
Friends make you smile. Best friends make you giggle ’til you pee your pants.
~ Terri Guillemets
I was an innocent being once. Then my best friend came along.
~ Unknown
Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.
~ Unknown
When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, “Damn, that was fun.”
~ Groucho Marx
You had me at “I hate her too.”
~ Unknown
I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends.
~ Unknown
A best friend is like a four-leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
~ Unknown
Best friends: They know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.
~ Unknown
Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.
~ Unknown
I’d walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room… but not too humid because, you know… my hair.
~ Unknown
Life is an awful, ugly place to not have a best friend.
~ Sarah Dessen
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Funny Sayings to Share with Friends
But don’t stop there. Here are sassy sayings to share with your BFFs – or all your Facebook friends!
You’ve got a friend in me.
~ Woody, Toy Story
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.
~ Unknown
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.
~ Unknown
I will text you 50 times in a row and feel no shame. You’re my friend, you literally signed up for this.
~ Unknown
No one will ever be as entertained by us as us.
~ Unknown
We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up. Right after I finish laughing.
~ Unknown
If I send you my ugly selfies, our friendship is real.
~ Unknown
It’s hard to find a friend who’s cute, loving, generous, caring, and smart. My advice to you is, don’t lose me!
~ Unknown
Which of all my important nothings shall I tell you first?
~ Jane Austen
We will always be friends ’til we’re old and senile. Then we can be new friends!
~ Unknown
You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang.
~ Unknown
I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.
~ Unknown
Good friends don’t let you do stupid things – alone.
~ Unknown
We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.
~ Unknown
I like you because you join in on my weirdness.
~ Unknown
Everyone is a complicated human being, and everyone is strong and weak and funny and scared.
~ Laverne Cox
True friendship is never serene.
~ Marquise de Sevigne
I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me.
~ Unknown
You’re mad. Bonkers. Off your head. But I’ll tell you a secret: Some of the best people are.
~ Lewis Carroll, Alice In Wonderland
Let us be elegant or die!
~ Louisa May Alcott
All you need to do to be my friend is like me.
~ Taylor Swift
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